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Story Notes:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4uxIo4t7xM

The CAMERA is zooming out from a ‘rectum stretching exercise' poster on the wall, revealing a hospital bed. CHRISTIAN is lying on the bed playing with a couple of dildos; then, KYLE knocks the door and enters...

KYLE
(checking up Christian's bleeding ass with a torch and a magnifying glass)
If you feel steamy
and your ass empty
who you gonna call?

KYLE & CHRISTIAN
(shouting)
Olivers!

Oliver Fish and Oliver Sabel almost burst the door open, expecting the worst. But they are stunned when seeing the doctor and the patient trade mischievous smiles.

CHRISTIAN
(licking his lips)
How to osculate?
How to stimulate?
who you gonna call?

KYLE & CHRISTIAN
Olivers!

OLIVER & OLIVER
I ain't afraid of tight butts
I ain't afraid of tight butts

KYLE
If you need a hunk
to perform slam dunks
who can you call?

KYLE & CHRISTIAN
Olivers!

CHRISTIAN
Need a
guter fick?
Need a bigger dick?
Who you gonna call?

KYLE & CHRISTIAN
Olivers!

OLIVER & OLIVER
I ain't afraid of tight butts
I ain't afraid of tight butts

KYLE
If you're all alone
and high in hormones
you call:

KYLE & CHRISTIAN
Olivers!

OLIVER & OLIVER
I ain't afraid of tight butts
I know they cry like sluts
I ain't afraid of tight butts

KYLE & OLIVER & CHRISTIAN & OLIVER
YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!!

The "yeahs" are too loud that the girls run into the room in panic to check out what happens.

JUDITH
(Her Miss Fag Hag Universe crown is shining proudly on her head)
Who you gonna call?

ROXY & JUDITH & MIRIAM
(booming cheekily)
Olivers!

The four guys roll their eyes, but they continue anyway. They can't stop whatever they're doing. The girls grin happily at what they are seeing.

CHRISTIAN
To drink something hot
To cry
oh mein gott!
You'd better call:

KYLE & CHRISTIAN & ROXY & JUDITH & MIRIAM
Olivers!

KYLE & CHRISTIAN
(high-pitched) OWWW!!!!!

OLIVER & OLIVER
Let me tell you something
Bustin' makes me feel good
I ain't afraid of tight butts
I ain't afraid of tight butts

OLIVER & OLIVER & ROXY & JUDITH & MIRIAM
Don't use these dildos, oh no...

KYLE & CHRISTIAN
Olivers!

ROXY & JUDITH & MIRIAM
When those butts wanna be claimed
When those mouths drool without shame
I think you better call:

KYLE & CHRISTIAN
Olivers!

KYLE & CHRISTIAN
(high-pitched) OWWW!!!!!

ROXY & JUDITH & MIRIAM
Who you gonna call?

KYLE & CHRISTIAN
Olivers!

OLIVER & OLIVER
(slamming harder)
Louder!

KYLE & CHRISTIAN
OLIVERS!


THE END

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